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The 16th Annual Hard Choice Awards
(for films reviewed in 2009)

It’s that time of year when everyone with something to say puts it in a list. This is my list. No party, no fanfare, no shindig, no porn stars, no statuettes. No lifetime achievement awards, no drag queens, no envelopes, no acceptance speeches, no Ms. Congeniality. Just the year’s best in all-male porn.

Guaranteed to keep you hard.

By Onan the Vulgarian
With Harley Shadow

Best Film Foreign
Love Addiction, Sarava Productions
Runners-up: Action!, Kristen Bjorn Productions; Duro, AMG Brasil; Hung Ladz 5: Thick & Throbbin’, Eurocreme; Lost at Sea, Diamond Pictures

Best Director Foreign
Strongboli, Love Addiction, Sarava Productions
Runners-up: Kristen Bjorn, Action!, Kristen Bjorn Productions; Dennis Bell, Duro, AMG Brasil; Herve Bodilis, Horse Club, High Octane; Simon Booth, Hung Ladz 5: Thick & Throbbin’, Eurocreme

Congratulations to Stronboli for his great work!